This may hit somewhere in the realm of TMI -- you have been warned.
This crappy IVF stuff with all of its protocols, shots, side-effects, pills, who-ha invading, and tenderness of normally very happy places has definitely put a damper on my love life…but I am now fully recovered and I’m…um…really…how you say in English?
Anxious. Edgy. Revving my engines for full throttle. Up, up and AWAY!!!
I have managed to make matters worse. You see it started innocently enough. I needed to get some chores done, so I went looking for an audio book on audible.com. First, I eyed some Chick Lit options but eventually my meandering slid into an area I have never before stumbled. Erotica.
“Hmmmmmm” I thought, “this could be very interesting.” I read some reviews of different choices and finally chose this book called “Broken”. This. Book. Is. Totally. Smutty. It is not “romance” don’t let the publisher fool you, and erotica is a bit tame for the category. I think it is raunchy and trashy and very much more like p0rN. As they say, the mind is the most powerful sex organ. I am loving it. Talk about revving your engines.
To top things off, I made an appointment at the spa. 3:15 with the waxing woman. We’re talking a trip to South America ladies. Someone turn on the bow-chica-wow-wow music. Oh, yeah.
MrBeep will not know what hit him when we arrives home. :-) <<insert giddy laughter>>